One Direction at the airport today
Harry:  Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
Niall:  Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
Liam:  Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
Louis:  For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
Harry:  I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
Zayn:  And I've got a baby
Harry:  Okay cool lets go

friend:  ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me:  they're working on their new album

I love this boy too much for words.

found this on a blog and just had to post it on tumblr :’)

this person’s photoshop skills is very good:):) HARRY AND LOUUIS FOREVAAAH<3<3 hahah

One Direction accepting their award at the Brit Awards 2012 for ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ as Best British Single

Louis - Wow… We cannot believe that we are stood here on this stage. I wanna start off by saying this award is for the fans; we would be absolutely nowhere without them, so thank you so much.

Harry - We wanna say a massive thank you to the fans. Everything that we do is for you, and this is yours, so thank you so much, and a massive thank you to Radio One.

Liam - You know, obviously, we’d be nobody without our team backstage; so we wanna thank all of them - Simon, Sony, everybody at Syco, uhm, Kim Davidson, Emma, everybody at ~~, thank you so much, Paul Higgins, all our team backstage; thank you, guys, you’re amazing. And to be on this stage is amazing, and, you know, we’re going to be doing our Arena Tour, so, we’re massively flattered.

Niall - Again, thank you so much to everyone who voted for us. Our fans are absolutely incredible, and again, this is one for you.

Harry dropped a penny,

Niall became Dorothy,

Louis jumped onto his horse,

Zayn lost his head,

and Liam had period pains

FIRST TIME IN HISTORY LIAM PAYNE LAUGHS HARDER THAN NIALL HORAN!!!